All Merry Chrismakkuh, All The Time

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I admit, I’m a holiday music junkie and my holiday music collection is now complete with…
Twisted Sister’s “Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days of Christmas)” from the album, A Twisted Christmas

The 12 Days Of Christmas according to Dee Snider:

12 silver crosses
11 black mascaras
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzie…

Here are some more of our faves.
There are TONS of holiday jams out there so tell us yours. 

1.Scissors For Lefty – Christmas Intentions – FREE mp3
2.Aimee Mann - Whatever Happened To Christmas
3.The Apples In Stereo – Holiday Mood
4.Brett Dennen – The Holidays Are Here (And We’re Still At War)
5.Whiskeytown – Houses On The Hill
6.Of Montreal – Christmas Isn’t Safe For Animals
7.Leigh Nash – Wishing For This
8.Sufjan Stevens – Come On! Let’s Boogie to the Elf Dance
9.Eels – Christmas Is Going To The Dogs
10.The Klezmatics - (Do the) Latke Flip-Flip
11.Pedro The Lion – I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day
12.Death Cab For Cutie – Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
13.The Arcade Fire – Jingle Bell Rock
14.Bright Eyes – Blue Christmas
15.Half-Handed Cloud – Asian Meteorologists Predicted the Heavens to Snow-down a Child to Us (Plant a Little Fir Tree)
16.Okkervil River – Listening To Otis Redding At Home During Christmas
17.Thad Cockrell & Roman Candle – Christmas Time Is Here
18.Rilo Kiley – Xmas Cake
19.The Long Winters – Christmas With You Is The Best
20.Boy Least Likely To – Little Donkey
21.Rufus Wainwright – Spotlight On Christmas
22.The Knife – Christmas Reindeer
23.Barenaked Ladies – Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah
24.Swearing At Motorists – Inadvertent Christmas Song
25.Belle & Sebastian – I Took Some Time For Christmas

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