(THE ABOVE PHOTO WAS TAKEN BY MR. DOOLITTLE WHILE I WAS SINGING BEYONCE"S “CRAZY IN LOVE” INTO A LAMP)
Here’s what the schedule would look like with the appropriate beverage and heavy rotation track
Try it you’ll like it and don’t forget to tip your enabler:
Monday - Cowboy Junkies - End of Paths Taken - a good box of Chilean Red - “Brave New World”
Tuesday - Kings of Leon -Because of the Times - a Russian freeze with Kettle One and Ginger Beer - “Fans”
Wednesday - The Old Ceremony - Our One Mistake - Double Dirty Martini on the rocks with a full clip - “Papers in Order”
Thursday - American Babies - American Babies - Jack and Ginger in a chilled pint glass - “Swimming at Night”
Friday - Ryan Adams - Easy Tiger - A sixer of pull tab PBR’s - “Goodnight Rose”
Saturday - Earl Greyhound - Soft Targets - A Redbull and Schlitz boiler maker - “I’m the One”
Sunday - Adrian Bourgeois - Adrian Bourgeois - Club Soda, Bitters fresh lime juice shaken and stirred - “Clown Review”
Mon-Friday Stroke of midnight - Hem’s cover of Springsteen’s “Valentine’s Day” recorded live for PASTE’s party at the Knitting Factory - two fingers of Olan single malt
Sat/Sun When the time is “right” - Magic Number’s cover of Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” from KCRW’s new covers compilation Sounds Eclectic - whatever’s left in the cabinet


Good call on Earl Greyhound… though when I saw them, it was a Monday night and I think I was drinking PBR. Probably because I’m froogle.
"a Russian freeze with Kettle One and Ginger Beer” ... OK, I’ve gotta know what that is.
I liked The Old Ceremony a lot when I first listened, and it’s grown on me. “Papers In Order” is an instant classic.
Russian Freeze: Pour 4 oz of freezer chilled Kettle One, a floater of ginger beer and a single micro drop of vanilla over crushed ice and pound as fast as possible
froogle.... it’s like a cheap google
haha