Published at 4:18 PM on May 7, 2007

By Jay Sweet

If I was program director for clear channel this week

Sweet Talk

From the brain flow of Paste's Editor At Large:

Some nefarious music hounds from Decatur twisted my outsized ego into creating a dialogue littered with opinionated recommendations and myopic rants. Therefore, to put a smidgen of decency back into nepotism, I have stolen the title "Sweet Talk" in homage of my father who had a weekly sports and leisure column of the same in the early 70's that was syndicated in several small town newspapers in the land the gods made great, New England (sans Connecticut of course). Luckily this space will focus more on sporting leisure, my favorite kind.

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(THE ABOVE PHOTO WAS TAKEN BY MR. DOOLITTLE WHILE I WAS SINGING BEYONCE"S “CRAZY IN LOVE” INTO A LAMP)

Here’s what the schedule would look like with the appropriate beverage and heavy rotation track

Try it you’ll like it and don’t forget to tip your enabler:

Monday - Cowboy Junkies - End of Paths Taken - a good box of Chilean Red - “Brave New World”

Tuesday - Kings of Leon -Because of the Times - a Russian freeze with Kettle One and Ginger Beer - “Fans”

Wednesday - The Old Ceremony - Our One Mistake - Double Dirty Martini on the rocks with a full clip - “Papers in Order”

Thursday - American Babies - American Babies - Jack and Ginger in a chilled pint glass - “Swimming at Night”

Friday - Ryan Adams - Easy Tiger - A sixer of pull tab PBR’s - “Goodnight Rose”

Saturday - Earl Greyhound - Soft Targets - A Redbull and Schlitz boiler maker - “I’m the One”

Sunday - Adrian Bourgeois - Adrian Bourgeois - Club Soda, Bitters fresh lime juice shaken and stirred - “Clown Review”

Mon-Friday Stroke of midnight - Hem’s cover of Springsteen’s “Valentine’s Day” recorded live for PASTE’s party at the Knitting Factory - two fingers of Olan single malt

Sat/Sun When the time is “right” - Magic Number’s cover of Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” from KCRW’s new covers compilation Sounds Eclectic - whatever’s left in the cabinet

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