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Iron Man

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The appeal of superheroes and superhero movies basically escapes me. I never wanted to fly or leap tall buildings in a single bound. Belch and talk at the same time, sure, at least when I was 11. But I've honestly never given much thought to what the world might be like if I had superpowers. Hence I probably have little interest in watching guys in capes defeat nefarious criminals. In general, guys in capes scare me. I remember Genesis and Yes from the early '70s.

So I thought Iron Man might be a Black Sabbath documentary. It's not. It's a superhero movie. I haven't seen it. But I just found out this fun fact this weekend, when the movie opened to great fanfare and much box office success. I had seen a few cryptic references to an upcoming movie called Iron Man. I had secretly hoped for an Ozzy Osbourne biopic. I am disappointed again.

 

Back in the day (and really, the day was when I was about thirteen or fourteen years old) I paid a lot of attention to Black Sabbath. The two or three BS (and never was an acronym more appropriate) albums I owned perished in the Great Purge of Demonic Records that occurred right after my Christian conversion. I never rebought them, although I did go out and rebuy all the Led Zeppelin records that perished in the same purge. That was shortly after the Great Musical Counter Reformation of 1977, when I figured out that almost all CCM sucked, and that a lot of those so-called demonic records were pretty great.

That said, I really, really like Ozzy Osbourne. I have very little knowledge of the music he's made over the past thirty-five years. But he's such a loveable, befuddled old stoner that I am always delighted when I see him mumbling on camera. If Iron Man was about Ozzy instead of a guy in a robot suit, I would have been first in line at the theaters this past weekend.

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Iron Man was a practically flawless hero flick; its makers drop some pretty obvious sequel hints too... i'm thinking the next one should be equally great

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