In
honor of the 40th anniversary of one of the Lamest Quotes Ever
("That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and one
colossal argument for the need for a decent speechwriter"), I've
compiled a list of my favorite moon songs. The criteria:
-- The song must mention "Moon" in the title.
-- I have to like it (so much for "Moonlight Drive," by The Doors).
-- It cannot use the words "June" or "spoon."
With that in mind:
--
Pink Moon (Nick Drake) -- Who knew, before Nick Drake, that a pink moon
was an ominous sign of the apocalypse, or at least death by suicide/accidental overdose at
a young age? Now we know.
-- White Moon, Blue Moon, Red Moon, If
the Moon Turns Green, Smog Moon (The White Stripes, too many to
mention, but I'll pick Coleman Hawkins, Umphrey's McGree, Billie
Holiday and Matthew Sweet, respectively) -- Judging by the colors, it's
really a Rainbow Moon. Except when it's obscured by pollution, as
Matthew Sweet notes.
-- Moon, Turn the Tides Gently, Gently (Jimi Hendrix) -- A one-minute guitar freakout on Electric Ladyland. Gently, gently, indeed.
-- 13 Blues for Thirteen Moons (A Silver Mt. Zion) -- Because every moon deserves its blues.
--
Blue Moon of Kentucky, Carolina Moon, Southern Moon, Cajun Moon (Bill
Monroe, Thelonious Monk, The Louvin Brothers, and Ricky Skaggs,
respectively) -- Most people recognize that the moon is not a regional
possession, and cannot be claimed by the local denizens. Not people
from the south. And I love them for it.
-- Marquee Moon,
Grapefruit Moon (Television and Tom Waits, respectively) -- Everybody
wants to pin a catchy adjective on the moon. These are a couple that
work for me. As opposed to, say, Surfer Moon or Harvest Moon.
-- There's a Moon in the Sky Called the Moon (The B52s) -- Just because.
--
East of the Sun (and West of the Moon) (Too many to mention, but I
prefer Jon Rauhouse's steel guitar take, with Neko Case handling the
vocals) -- I don't know where this is, or how to travel there. But when
Neko sings it, I want to go.
Published at 2:30 PM on July 21, 2009


It's actually "One small step for *a* man, one giant leap for mankind," which actually makes a lot more sense and perhaps removes it from the realm of lamest quotes ever.
"The Whalers Song" from Futurama:
we're Whalers On The Moon,
we Carry A Harpoon,
for They Ain't No Whales
so We Tell Tall Tales
and Sing Our Whaling Tune.
Also, I've always enjoyed "It's Only a Paper Moon"... not sure I have a favourite rendition. It's a fun little song.