Reason #287 Why I Should Go to Comic-Con

I've never been to Comic-Con or even it's little brother in my fair city, Dragon Con. For someone who can tell you his 10 favorite sci-fi shows, who has seen all the Star Trek movies (even the bad ones) and has been known to Netflix the occasional anime film, you think I'd make the trek. But I didn't have a compelling reason until now, and it's name is The Dude (Unemployed) 8-Inch Action Figure. It's exclusively available at Comic-Con, unless, you know, you decide to order it from this website for $24.99. I guess I'll skip this year too.