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50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

I hate to call Paul Simon a fraud, but this has been bothering me for years now: His song “50 Ways To Leave Your Lover” only includes FIVE actual ways to leave your lover (see 1-5 below). I thought I’d help him out by coming up with the other 45 myself. ...  read more