You've just walked up to the podium in a daze. After bracing yourself for the disappointment that you've been trying to convince yourself you shouldn't feel, some movie star in a bejeweled dress tears open an envelope and calls your name. Now all eyes in the room—and in millions of living rooms—are on you, and you have to say something funny and something poignant and thank all of the people who need to be thanked, and the giant clock that only you can see is counting down, just like Charlie Kauffman said it would. It takes a special talent to deliver a memorable Oscar acceptance speech. Fortunately—at least for the actors—they're pretty good at delivering a great line. Here are some of the best Oscar acceptance speeches of the last few decades of the Academy Awards. Honorable mentions go to Adrian Brody for kissing Halle Berry and Julia Roberts for telling the conductor to put that baton thingy down. Click on any name to watch their speech in full.10. Matt Damon & Ben Affleck - 70th Academy Awards
Before Bennifer, before Armageddon/Gigli/Reindeer Games, Affleck was just a charming kid who wrote an excellent screenplay with his seemingly 14-year-old friend Matt. Tipping their hat to Cuba Gooding Jr., the pair's youthful exhuberence is contagious.

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