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Release Date: Sept. 5

Director/Writer: Jason Todd Ipson

Cinematographer: Michael Fimognari

Starring: Jay Jablonski, Cerina Vincent, John Kapelos

Studio/Run Time: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer , 105 mins.

Jake Bianski (Jay Jablonski) is hopelessly in love with his ex-girlfriend from an unrealistically long eight years ago. She’s moved on, with a husband and three children, but still he obsesses over her while she fails to remember about the existence of restraining orders. After his friends have finally had enough of his ridiculousness, they set him up with Marisa (Cerina Vincent), and the two very slowly begin dating. This happens just in time for his ex to suddenly decide she does love him, mostly because otherwise Everybody Wants to Be Italian’s plot would be too thin, even for a cheaply made romantic comedy.