Call it the terrible tale of Trent Reznor. First the Nine Inch Nails frontman said that the band was going to stop touring for a spell. They scrapped that idea, and then Reznor produced more than a few heated jabs at social networking and the heavyset metalheads who dwell therein. Then he said that Bonnaroo would be the last U.S. show for Nine Inch Nails. Then he jumped BACK on the Twitter bandwagon with a "fuck you trolls, I'll tweet if I want to." So forgive us if we're just a little gun-shy on taking Trent at his word, but he recently announced a batch of for-reals farewell shows in Chicago, Los Angeles and New York this August.