You know it’s a weird week when you find yourself searching for “vagina gun” on Twitter, but searching for “vagina gun” on Twitter we were. We weren’t the only ones (thankfully), as a bizarre story broke involving writer Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife brandishing a firearm from her nether regions after an argument about aliens escalated…well, to a point that would cause someone to pull a gun out of their vagina. This story was not ignored by Twitter.
The weird train didn’t stop there, though, Dennis Rodman (who, at this point, is arguably an alien, himself), gave an insane interview in the wake of more cavorting with Kim Jong-un, and Chris Christie’s 2016 Presidential campaign was temporarily derailed because of a classic case of “revenge lane closures” in Fort Lee, New Jersey. These two stories were also not ignored by Twitter.
Oh, and a new thing happened with Shia LeBeouf. According to LeBeouf, it’s the last thing, and why shouldn’t we believe him? Seems like a pretty trustworthy fellow to us.
So, yeah, here is the finite and indisputable collection of the weeks greatest tweets covering these stories and more. Scroll through the whole lot. It’s really easy and fun. We guarantee you will laugh at least a few times, maybe more.