If the U.S. Men’s National Team looks a little funnier today, it’s because they’ve finally deployed their legendary, super-secret weapon: Will Ferrell. Dropping in on a fan rally in Recife last night, the Anchorman star pledged his allegiance to Team USA and offered to suit up for the big game against Germany. “I’m not going to lie to you, I’m not in the best shape,” said Ferrell, “but I’m going to try my best and live up to the spirit of this American team.”
Luckily, the Saturday Night Live alum had a solid, Suarez-inspired strategy for overcoming his physical inadequacies. “If the game gets close, I will bite, I bite will bite every tournament player if I have to,” said Ferrell. Check it out above.