Madonna might be hilarious, but she’s no comedian. She proved that on The Tonight Show last night, when she did a four minute set after a song and interview. Imagine every open mic night you’ve ever been to, but with one of the most iconic entertainers of our time showing up dressed like somebody 40 years younger than her. Although there is something funny about a stand-up persona of owning Warhols and dating people half your age, it’s hard to tell if Madonna realizes exactly why that would be funny. I bet she could’ve done a pretty great female version of Andrew Dice Clay if she started doing this when she was younger. Watch the clip above and start planning what hobby you’ll spontaneously pick up whenever you get to be Jimmy Fallon’s guest—that guy will just let you do anything on his show.