Cancel your Halloween plans: Eugene Mirman’s next comedy album comes out on October 30, and might take you the whole weekend to listen to. It’s a nine volume, seven LP beast, and a transparent attempt at setting some kind of world record. Expect Mirman’s face to appear in the Guinness Book next year alongside the fat motorcycle-riding twins and those twenty-foot-long fingernails.
I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) will be out on Sub Pop as either a vinyl box set or a digital download. It’ll also be available as a limited edition armchair or embroidered robe, so you can relax in style while listening to Eugene Mirman cry through the embedded audio player. Yes, one of the volumes is 45 minutes of Mirman crying.
Here’s a rundown of the entire set, as detailed earlier today in a press release:
The Bob’s Burger and Delocated star will also embark on a brief tour in support of the album. He’ll hit six cities between October 30 and November 19, and you can find those dates below.
Oct. 30 – Brooklyn, NY – The Bell House *
Nov. 06 – Austin, TX – Fun Fun Fun Fest
Nov. 11 – Los Angeles, CA – Largo * ^
Nov. 12 – Seattle, WA – The Neptune * ^
Nov. 14 – Portland, OR – Newmark Theatre *^
Nov. 19 – Boston, MA – The Paradise * ^
w/ Derrick Brown
^ w/ Josie Long