The second Republican debate was CNN’s turn to reap viewers and profit off the eternal sideshow that is the political process. As with last month’s first GOP debate, tonight’s event at the Reagan Presidential Library in California stuck way too many people on a stage and then let them uncomfortably attack each other during an incomprehensibly long three-hour marathon. Once again, if you were going it sober or without social media by your side, you were probably miserable within about five minutes. Okay, you were probably still miserable sitting through this interminable display, but at least you had booze and Twitter to help you through. Let’s take a look, then, at the funniest tweets about tonight’s debate.