If the continued forum furor over Man of Steel is any indication, passionate superhero fans will be arguing about landmark legal case Batman v Superman for years to come. Years. And if you’re not quite sold on the idea of a Zuckerberg-ian Lex Luther or a Wonder Woman who’s a head shorter than her Trinity peers even in heels (ugh), then your best recourse is to return to the source material where—especially for these legacy heroes—a near-inexhaustible treasure trove of stories await you. Or you can just ignore these characters completely and enjoy an overload of other comic splendor, as evidenced by this week’s impressively diverse haul. We’ve got everything from from an ‘80s alt-press throwback to a new series exploring the aftermath of that time Will Smith blew up aliens in 1996, plus a collection of gothic Euro-erotica for good measure. Let’s see Zack Snyder cram all that into the next Batfleck outing.