Lou Dobbs, the world’s blandest air horn, is angry. He doesn’t like the fact that his hero, Donald Trump, is being challenged in Utah by the upstart Mormon independent Evan McMullin. (Never heard of him? Check out our primer here.) Not content to spout his brand of lunacy on television and radio alone, Dobbs took his outrage to Twitter:
There’s a lot to digest in that one tweet, but the words that the rest of the Internet chose to fixate on were “Mormon” and “Mafia.” It soon became a hashtag, and what a wonderful hashtag it was. Check out the gallery above to see the 22 funniest tweets about the vicious, ferocious, totally unstable and terrifying Cosa…Utah. And thanks, Lou Dobbs, for inspiring something that’s not completely batshit crazy for once.