Our incoming president, a slow-congealing grease pile who would date his daughter if he could, has kindly (rudely) requested (demanded) that the media be nicer to him. More specifically, he asked (whined to) a gathering of television hosts and executives that he would rather they cease using photos that display his double (triple) (quadruple) chin. Photos like this one:
Unfortunately for the President-elect, the country he’s about to lead was founded on certain principles of free expression. These include the right to use unflattering photos, as well as the right to photoshop said photos into even more unflattering photos. Which is what happened yesterday on Reddit. Sacré bleu!
It’s hump day. We could all use a pick-me-up. And here it is: some of the finest renderings of our fair (unfair) leader (Russian puppet), Donald J. Trump. Enjoy.