Forget about all the stories that actually matter right now: the only thing that’s important is that the outrageous rap man hung out with the cartoon plutocrat that somehow won the election.
If you maintain any connection to the outside world whatsoever, you probably remember those powerful moments from earlier this morning, when Kanye West visited Trump Towers for a meeting with our incoming President. That’s the same Donald Trump who doesn’t have time for intelligence briefings or to untangle his connections to his businesses before taking office. The two humble, large-hearted humanitarians discussed private matters in secrecy, no doubt planning on how to make the world a better place. Perhaps one day the minutes from this epochal face-to-face will be revealed for all to study. For now, our best way to glean any wisdom from this titanic congregation is through the reams of comical tweets that flooded the internet as soon as Kanye’s presence in Trump Towers was first revealed. We’ve collected some of the best and most prescient for you here to day, as originally transmitted by the following: