The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

Did you have a pleasant non-denominational holiday week’s end? Crowd around the fire with a mug of nog, chiming in on every third word of your favorite hymns? We hope you did. We hope you felt warm and beloved, or at least warm. This time of year only comes once a year, you know, and who knows how many times of year we have left. Soon enough we may well be looking back at our federal holidays as remnants of a better time—when the sky was brighter but the sun was darker, and also the government was federalized. Let us treasure our mass communications while we can, and these mass communicators in particular: