The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

In the timeless words of our idiot president: “I guess one of the reasons I’m here is to tell you the whole Russian thing, that’s a ruse. It is a ruse. By at this work it would be great if we could get along with Russia. Just so you understand that. Tomorrow you will say Donald Trump wants to get along with Russia. This is terrible of the it’s not terrible. It’s good. We had Hillary Clinton try and do a reset. We had Hillary Clinton give Russia 20% of the uranium in our country. You know what uranium is? This thing called nuclear weapons and other thing. Lots of things are done with uranium, including some bad things. Nobody talks about that.I didn’t do anything for Russia. I have done nothing for Russia. Hillary Clinton gave them 20% of our uranium. Hillary Clinton did a reset, remember with the stupid plastic button that made us look like a bunch of jerks here, here take a look. What the hell was she doing with that cheap plastic button. Hillary Clinton with a reset. That was a reset. Remember it said “reset” if I do that. Oh, I’m a bad guy. If we can get along with Russia that’s a good thing. Another good thing is these funny tweets by these funny Twitter people:”

@electrolemon
@ashleyfeinberg
@GMPaiella
@rolldiggity
@pattymo
@TheWoodenslurpy
@davedittell
@bobvulfov
@mattkoff
@billyeichner
@mikefossey
@jonmladd
@jodecicry
@goldengateblond
@fungumchum
@RomanMahar
@DesiJed
@Patbagley
@Mobute
@touchbybobby
@pixelatedboat
@BAKKOOONN
@benkling
@omibaloney
@MarciaBelsky
@robbiegoodwin
@youranalogbuddy
@stephenfalk
@bowenyang
@jbillinson
@fatlise
@thomas_violence