Ewan McGregor has two movies opening this week, and the most important thing we can say about that, whichever one you end up going to, you’ll be sorely disappointed. T2 Trainspotting is the sequel to the edgy, scatological broguefest that put McGregor on the map in 1996. Beauty and the Beast is—well, if you either had or were a kid in or after 1991, you know the score (literally). In the lavish, live-action redo of Disney’s animated classic, McGregor is Lumière, the debonair butler who’s been transformed into a candlestick. In T2, he’s Mark Renton, who’s transformed his life of crime and violence into one of white-collar stability. Spoiler alert: neither transformation holds. We recommend you see other on-screen transformations of Ewan McGregor in our photo gallery.