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Tim Heidecker Releases Another Trump Parody Song, "Mar-A-Lago"

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Tim Heidecker Releases Another Trump Parody Song, "Mar-A-Lago"

Comedian and songwriter Tim Heidecker has released another addition to his anti-Trump parody song collection. In “Mar-A-Lago,” Heidecker puts himself into Trump’s shoes and takes a trip to the infamous Trump vacation home in Florida.

The lyrics make the usual references to golden showers, penis envy, incest and the taxpayer money that goes into Trump’s vacations. It’s all to a tune reminiscent of Jimmy Buffett and the Beach Boys, which makes it just a little creepy. Heidecker as Trump sings that he goes to Mar-A-Lago to escape his responsibilities in the White House, or as he puts it, the “haunted mansion.”

You can listen to (and read) the song below for free via Soundcloud, and if you purchase the download via Bandcamp, all proceeds will go to the Everglades Foundation, one of many organizations in danger in light of Trump’s proposed budget cuts.

“Mar-A-Lago” Lyrics:

well i’m sitting behind my desk in washington dc
and everyone on cable news is yelling at me
cuz there’s only one place that i wanna go
that’s down underneath the florida sun in mar a lago
So call up the tower and tell my wife and son
have the taxpayers fuel of the air force one
put in place the press embargo
gotta be left alone to fun and sun in mar a lago
Ma – A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow
Like some some say they know if will some day
Mar -A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow
Like some say they know it will some day
The senators and congressmen telling me what to do
How am I supposed to know if any of its true
Sure I like to get on the mic and gin up the crowd
But I’d rather be on the tee where those folks aren’t allowed
Ma – A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow
Like some some say they know if will some day
Mar -A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow
Like some say they know it will some day
And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis
Playing golf with retired baseball stars
And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis
Everything is gold
Even the toilet bowls
Mar a lago!
And on Saturdaynight when Melanie’s fast asleep
I tip toe to the only room where I really wanna be
Crawling to beautiful king size bed
and snuggle in between my loves the Vanka and Jarred
And the Sunday comes and my boss tells me we gotta go back
Home to the haunted mansion where pretty soon I’m gonna crack
But for now I guess I play my part in this puppet show
And keep my eye on the weekend where I can go to mar a lago

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