Here’s something weird that I actually don’t like thinking about: not everybody likes beer. I know. It’s an uncomfortable thought, considering that, well, beer is awesome. And yet, there is a percentage of the population that simply does not like beer. Similar to the percentage of the population that doesn’t like cilantro, or Seinfeld reruns. Kind of like a rare disease, really. It can be a tough world for these people, particularly weekends like the one upon us—Memorial Day weekend, which is typically full of picnics, river trips, barbecues, baseball games…all situations with coolers full of beer. Traditionally, Memorial Day weekend has been a frustrating time for these “non-beer” people, since there aren’t a lot of mixed drinks or bottles of wine making it to the river. But luckily, people who don’t like beer now have options. You can now find anything from red wine to rum and coke packaged in cooler-friendly cans. It’s a brave new world. Here are nine boozy beverages in a can (that aren’t beer) for beer haters.