The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

Good morning everyone and welcome to a brand new week in the world! Perhaps something amazing will happen this week, like scientists discover a new type of bee, and it saves all of us. Or maybe inventors will invent a new type of fusion, which ends up saving all of us. Or maybe explorers will stumble upon a new land filled with new plants from which we can make new medicines, which save all of us, and populated by hitherto uncontacted tribes, who save all of us. Or maybe they’ll only be able to save half of us and we’ll have to duke out the details out amongst each other, which we’re sort of already doing now. Maybe we’ll all have a great dessert followed by a nice restful sleep. Wouldn’t that be nice? Yeah, that would be nice. Probably what’ll actually happen is we’ll all spend the week feverishly refreshing Twitter, waiting to see what happens next. Well, so be it. At least we’ve got these folks to spend it with:

@goldengateblond
@SkinnerSteven
@jessokfine
@ZJShearer
@ceejoyner
@kept_simple
@cd_hooks
@kalebhorton
@leyawn
@brendohare
@bejohnce
@KenJennings
@spookperson
@nickciarelli
@fart
@commietantric
@electrolemon
@margeincharge
@ChaseMit
@samttaggart
@KrangTNelson
@Merman_Melville
@sarahcpr
@brookswheelan
@tweetrajouhari
@MarciaBelsky
@gokunaruto67
@Seinfeld2000
@HMittelmark
@pixelatedboat
@EliBraden

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