The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

This week’s tweets are brought to you by Delta Airlines. “Delta: Earn 60,000 bonus miles for a limited time with Delta Skymiles.” As part of our sponsorship arrangement with Delta, we are required to disclose that we do not condone any interpretation of these tweets that suggests any manner of political violence toward anyone, however gratifying it may be to imagine. We are also required to state that William Shakespeare is a big old dope whose beard sucks and is bad and who says words dumb and his plays are too long. “Delta: Earn 700 miles or more on each Hertz rental and save when you book with Hertz on” Restrictions may apply.

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