Trevor Noah had a ball slamming Donald Trump over his decision to pull out of the Paris climate accord, reality TV-style.
“I don’t know what’s worse,” Noah said. “The fact that Donald Trump may have doomed the planet, or the fact that he announced it like it’s an episode of The Bachelorette.”
“Telling nature to go fuck itself while standing in a garden is a pretty gangsta move”—more gangsta than North Korea or Trump’s friends in Russia, Noah points out, who are both in the Paris Accord. “Even Israel and Palestine are on the same side when it comes to climate change.”
A paranoid Trump claimed in his rose ceremony that the rest of the world conspired against the U.S. on this one, dreaming up the Paris Climate Accord as a gag on America. But it’s cool, Trump told them all to go fuck themselves, so us Americans get the last laugh as the world goes up in flames.
The host also talks about Trump’s only rationale, a campaign promise to bring back old-school industrial jobs like “cement and steel and coal.” If only someone told the President that far more jobs are available in renewable-energy industries … oh wait.