The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

Okay everyone, I gotta do this intro paragraph real quick before I leave for Star Wars. That’s right, it’s Sunday night and I haven’t seen Star Wars yet and now is my turn to see Star Wars. None of my friends are around to see Star Wars with me on a Sunday night so I’m going to see Star Wars alone. I’m going to see it in 3D because all the 2D showtimes in my local theatre are sold out. I could see it in 2D at a slightly farther theatre but it’s cheaper to see it in 3D at the closer theatre than in 2D at the farther theatre. It’s a complicated world we live in and I love it. As to the last week: It was the week of “Cat Person” discourse; it was the week Doug Jones got elected; it was the week of Keaton; it was the week Michael Che and Colin Jost ascended to that most rarified of positions: two of SNL’s four co-head writers; it was the week of Star Wars, and specifically, the week I saw Star Wars. Well, here I go.

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