Well everybody, it is officially February 2018, the first February of 2018. Did you ever think it would be February 2018 so soon? Either way, you thought wrong. If you were wondering which phases of the moon the moon will be in this week, the answer is: none of the good ones. The good ones were last week (full) and next week (waning crescent). I guess I’ll break it to you now so you’re ready later: There will be no full moon this month. Repeat, there will be NO full moon in February 2018. This is a rare event that only happens four times in a century, so you’d better appreciate it. You can practice for appreciating that by appreciating these tweets, which I went to great lengths to embed below. Thank you and goodbye.