The Funniest Tweets About Bigfoot Porn

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The Funniest Tweets About Bigfoot Porn

In the age of Trump you probably feel like you can’t be surprised by any political scandal. Virginia’s 5th Congressional District aims to prove you wrong.

On Sunday the Democratic candidate in the 5th, Leslie Cockburn, tweeted this about her Republican opponent, Denver Riggleman.

That’s an image taken from Riggleman’s Instragram page, which Cockburn says is proof that Riggleman writes Bigfoot porn. That’s the kind of accusation that shouldn’t be made lightly, because of course it will become the defining characteristic of this race. No matter who wins, Virginia’s 5th will always be known as the Bigfoot Porn District.

What’s weird is that this info was actually made public yesterday. It only blew up tonight after Cockburn’s tweet. Here’s popular internet man @BobbyBigWheel (aka Robert Wheel) tweeting about it on Saturday—a full day before it became the top trending whatever on the tweet machines.

@BobbyBigWheel is like the friend who was into Nirvana when Bleach came out of people who are talking about Denver Riggleman’s Bigfoot fetish.

The floodgates truly opened on Sunday night, with the word “Bigfoot” racing to the top of Twitter’s trending topics, and briefly exciting many with the thought of the legendary creature actually having been found. Nope, it was just the porn—the Bigfoot porn. That might be a disappointment to true dedicated Sasquatch fans, but to folks who just like some good-natured ribbing about cryptid slash fic, it was a blessing in disguise. Here are the best of those jokes about the Bigfoot erotica supposedly written by Denver Riggleman, the Republican candidate in Virginia’s 5th Congressional District race.

























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