Sorry in advance for such a heartbreaking preamble, but it’s weird being in comedy at such a dire, tragic time. People (particularly those on Twitter) malign thoughts and prayers, but at times it seems like it’s all we have. Thoughts, prayers, money, and jokes. Hug your loved ones, kiss your consenting friends, and send actual help to the victims of last weekend’s horrible act of terrorism.
Now, here are some spooOOooOOooky Tweets to get you in the mood for Halloween. I recently got into the Hellraiser series while recovering from the flu and all I can think about is attaining pleasure on a higher plane; I’m tired of this place.