Salem Warlocks, Witches Hold "Magical Intervention" for Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

It’s hard to tell what’s going on with Charlie Sheen these days, but one thing is for certain—he is not a warlock. That is, at least according to the witch and warlock community. Between winning and pumping tiger’s blood up to that unpredictable melon of his, the recently-fired star of popular sitcom Two and a Half Men took to his webcam to stream a live rant to the masses.

A group of witches and warlocks were bothered by Sheen’s references to himself as a warlock during the webcast and decided to do something about it. In response, the group held a “magical intervention” to cleanse Sheen’s soul and return him to “what he does best,” whatever that may be.

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