He will do anything for love, but he won’t do that. So make sure you don’t come anywhere between Meatloaf and his Bagel Bites.
The singer recently appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, performing an ode to the tasty freezer-aisle treat. Meatloaf was joined by host Fallon (red hankie of his own in hand) to bring the song home with the passionate refrain, “Oh, Bagel Bites. / I’m alone tonight. / Three minutes, alright. / And I’m in paradise.”
We dare you to hold back the tears.