Proof That Nicolas Cage Is A Vampire

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With the success of stories like Twilight and True Blood, vampires seem to be popping up everywhere in pop culture these days. But have you ever stopped and wondered if they actually walked among us? They might be a friend, a coworker, the grocery clerk who lives down the street, or even a beloved a actor that has delivered us beautiful films like Ghost Rider and The Wicker Man. That’s right, the word is out and we’re simply reporting: Nicolas Cage is a vampire.

This Civil War-era photo was listed on eBay for a $1 million “Buy It Now” price with this item description: “Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.”

And to think, this is only the second weirdest Nicolas Cage story this week…

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