Soul icon Barry White's sultry voice
**Excerpt:** "When he needs a break, Tom sits on a pile of egg crates, above which a sign reads: 'World's Biggest Douchebag.' This sign was created by Anthony, a 20-year-old, Dominican-born dishwasher turned assistant cook who got to know Tom a couple of years ago. They possess a peculiar son-I-never-had/father-I-never-had camaraderie that I still don’t really understand. When **Barry White**'s 'Can’t Get Enough of Your Love' seeps from the stereo, Tom dubs it his mock love-ode to Anthony. When the Snoop Dogg remix of 'Riders on the Storm' comes on, Tom informs us to 'Bark, bitches, bark!'"
**4. [Renegade Wikipedia Entry: "Geddy Lee"](http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Geddy_Lee)**
**Excerpt:** "[Geddy Lee] is credited with killing Mohammed, O RLY, and Oscar Wilde (though this can neither be confirmed nor denied) when he lured him to sleep with his **Barry White** impression, then killed him with three pink flaming balls, two of which were his own, explaining his castrati voice. When he is not landing gigs, huffing kittens or practicing Atheism, Geddy teaches at the Academy of the Flaming Arts, where he teaches his pupils the techniques he used to kill Mohammed and other people, as well as other cool techniques withswords, fire, ice, and applesauce."