One of our new favorite blogs is Awkward Stock Photos, mostly because the posts pretty much always live up to the title’s promise. They are all, indeed, so awkward! But for many, it is at least possible to imagine stories the images might be used for: Local Butcher-Turned-Jewler Makes GoodHockey Murders Terrorize WinnipegGirl So Rich She Made A Dress Out Of Money And Turned Away Cash Gifts Others, though, we have absolutely no idea what assemblage of words they could possibly serve as a visual counterpoint to. Eighteen of the most inexplicable ones are below. Peruse all of Awkward Stock Photos’ finds here.