The Funniest Tweets about Trump’s Impeachment
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So it looks like we’re finally gonna impeach this guy. Rad. We haven’t had a good, old-fashioned impeachment in nigh on 22 years now, so there’s an entire generation of adults who don’t know what this whole rigmarole is about. Get ready to see the governmental wheels get even slower and creakier than you thought possible. This one will be different than the Clinton farrago, though, what with the rise of bot- and troll-infused social media and the fact that the blindly pro-Trump partisans in the right-wing media will no doubt be defending their dude with extreme fervor. You might think you’re gonna enjoy Trump getting impeached but holy shit the next few months are gonna be even more interminable than they already would’ve been. Just go ahead and delete Twitter now, or even just toss your phone into the ocean. Before you do that though take a look at all these tweets about impeachment. Some of them are pretty funny. If you like one of ‘em give back and follow the person what wrote it. And once we’re all done reading these tweets let’s collectively Rip Van Winkle the shit out of this mess and hopefully wake up in a better, healthier world where the climate crisis has been solved and Trump is just a black stain in our past.
I’d like to thank Nancy Pelosi for giving me the the worst thanksgiving of my life
— Caleb Synan (@calebsynan) September 24, 2019
Personally I think the Democrats are making a huge mistake. Remember that the Clinton impeachment backfired and as a result Al Gore won the 2000 election
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) September 25, 2019
‘impeach’ is also what Nancy Pelosi says when she’s choosing her character on Mario Kart.
Thanks in advance for the RTs.
Fred
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 24, 2019
Ok but these guys didn’t allow women to vote pic.twitter.com/2HArYRCFZL
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) September 25, 2019
Nancy Pelosi didn’t want to impeach, but once Trump crossed the Rubicon by trying to make it hard for the children of Democratic leadership to earn 600 grand lobbying for a foreign government it became personal.
— Medicare For All (@David_Feldman_) September 24, 2019
waiting for impeachment news like… pic.twitter.com/zEd3qz1Kas
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) September 24, 2019
I don’t mean to interrupt the Impeachment news but I thought you should know the kid “helping” his mom in the self-checkout lane in front of me isn’t exactly helping.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) September 24, 2019
Impeachment news even reached us here at Tokyo DisneySea. Here’s Mr. Potato Head supporting a full investigation. pic.twitter.com/UNI1GdfUl0
— Zach Broussard (@ZachBroussard) September 25, 2019
i’m as happy as the next that there’s an impeachment, but twitter is going to be the absolute fucking worst place in the world while it’s happening so i’m gone till it’s over email me or whatever
— Timothy Simons (@timothycsimons) September 24, 2019
Impeachment is the OG cancel culture
— Alise Morales (@AliseNavidad) September 24, 2019
Sure impeachment sounds great but we don’t want to do anything extreme that could upset the people who get upset by a sign on a bathroom
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) September 24, 2019
Wow, the impeachment party aisle at Party City has already been cleaned out. pic.twitter.com/mFLv29ZpAF
— Adam Newman (@Adam_Newman) September 24, 2019
in the coming days a lot of ppl on here are gonna come out with long threads abt impeachment and the constitution and legal precedents and honestly that’s the exact kind of shit I don’t want to see on twitter. show me a picture of gorka’s giant head looking beet red or something
— unlicensed professional (@KrangTNelson) September 24, 2019
a house impeachment would be the first popular vote trump ever won
— ziwe (@ziwe) September 24, 2019
Speaker Pelosi has launched a formal impeachment inquiry, which is fun because now Adam Schiff has to wear a tux with tails.
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) September 24, 2019
number of impeachment inquiries announced before the Uncut Gems trailer dropped: 0
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 24, 2019
It’s going to be fun watching a chill, mild mannered man react to his impeachment proceedings.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 24, 2019
Today you’re going to hear people actually argue that the guy who got scared away from taking on flavored vape juice really wants impeachment.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) September 24, 2019
If you remade A Few Good Men with Pelosi and Trump, he’d stupidly admit to ordering the code red in the opening credits and she’d spend the next two hours investigating if he did it or not.
— Travon Free (@Travon) September 25, 2019
The reason Trump tried to stop the transcript being released is because he clearly says eight times that Waluigi is a real person
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 24, 2019
“Impeaching Trump is just going to rile up his supporters.”
THEY’VE SPENT THE PAST 2 DAYS ATTACKING A LITTLE GIRL AND THE PAST 3 YEARS SHOOTING UP PUBLIC PLACES HOW MUCH MORE RILED UP CAN THEY GET
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 24, 2019
Pretty sure next week it’ll still be Trump. That’s the big one pic.twitter.com/UPfPfsFthV
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) September 24, 2019
the news of Trumps impeachment must be Melania’s happiest day as first lady right after hanging out with the Obama’s at a funeral
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) September 24, 2019
Presidential Harassment (n.) – When the occupant of the White House insults ex-employees, heads of state, war heroes, journalists, 16-year-old activists and just about everyone else except tinpot dictators and Russian criminals.
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) September 24, 2019
Cursing my own brain for irony-imagining a parody video of Trump (and Ivanka? Or Pelosi?) singing “Misbehavin’”
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) September 24, 2019
Might fuck around and read a 50-tweet thread of impeachment analysis written by someone whose bio just says “hufflepuff” + a paypal link
— Kenny Keil (@kennykeil) September 24, 2019
democrats: “impeach!”
donald trump: “im orange!”
me: “your judgment is im-peared!”please just steal this joke instead of retweeting, i don’t want my name anywhere near this shit. i’m serious
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) September 25, 2019
Part of the impeachment trial should force trump to disclose his Twitter drafts
— Julia Prescott (@juliaprescott) September 25, 2019
Mitt, it is time to strap the dog of courage onto the car of your constitutional obligations. https://t.co/3oCduD2UrF
— Anand Giridharadas (@AnandWrites) September 25, 2019
Is it too late to impeach Trump for routinely calling gossip mags in the 80s to brag about his sex life, using a fake voice and pretending to be his own publicist? Because that alone should have told us he wasn’t fit to be President.
— Jon Hurwitz (@jonhurwitz) September 25, 2019
Source: Trump murdered a guy.
GOP: No evidence that the murder was premeditated.
Dems: Let’s hold hearings on the premeditation question.
Media: Hearings show murder NOT premeditated. Huge win for Trump.
— Justin Shanes (@justinshanes) September 25, 2019