The Funniest Tweets about John McCain’s Bizarre Performance at the Comey Hearing
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Senator John McCain tried to question former FBI director James Comey during today’s Senate Intelligence Hearing, but he seemed to be more than a little confused. McCain attempted to link the recent investigation to the one with Hilary’s emails, despite Comey correctly claiming that the former was ongoing while the latter was concluded. He simply couldn’t fathom the difference. McCain came across as both quite sleepy and more than a little misinformed about FBI procedure.
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Naturally, Twitter had quite a bit to say about the exchange. Check it out—it’s so, so good.
KAMALA HARRIS: Let’s talk about Sessions
JOHN CORNYN: Let’s talk about Hillary
MARCO RUBIO: Let’s talk about me
JOHN MCCAIN: I got bingo!
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) June 8, 2017
Saying “the senator’s time has expired” after McCain spoke was the most accurate statement of the entire #ComeyHearing.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) June 8, 2017
McCain didn’t do the reading
— Sam Taggart (@samttaggart) June 8, 2017
does John McCain think that Hillary Clinton is the president
— sonia saraiya (@soniasaraiya) June 8, 2017
Ahem pic.twitter.com/antjkWD9xY
— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) June 8, 2017
McCain pic.twitter.com/zinxMm9GxB
— Cole Escola (@ColeEscola) June 8, 2017
Reporters got a great photo of #McCain during his round of questioning pic.twitter.com/XRGsau6MV9
— Vincent Largoza (@theycallmevince) June 8, 2017
McCain clearly forgot to drink his morning covfefe. That was just incoherent… pic.twitter.com/SgULfBTHCH
— Kristina (@stinaknits) June 8, 2017
The John McCain questions in visual form pic.twitter.com/HCajPkLRNj
— BIG GHOST MADE-IT (@BigGhostLtd) June 8, 2017
McCain: You claim those cows are far away, yet all I see are tiny cows.
Comey: I’m sorry, I’m not sure I understand the que-
McCain: Hillary— Eddie Bowley (@Eddache_) June 8, 2017
Rubio’s face whilst McCain was speaking. #ComeyTestimonypic.twitter.com/bckTpz4gRY
— Mark Reel (@markreel) June 8, 2017
Live reaction of John McCain during the #ComeyTestimonypic.twitter.com/aXP5bJObIM
— Leon Langford (@MasonLLL) June 8, 2017
The World: “It is officially impossible for any of this to make less sense than it does now.”
McCain: “Hold my alligator.”
— Jack Dire (@luckyshirt) June 8, 2017
John McCain getting progressively more frustrated as he tries to make an ATM deposit at a Dairy Queen drive-thru.
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) June 8, 2017
“Sen. McCain, how many fingers am I holding up?”
“Hillary’s emails.”#ComeyDay— Caleb (@DibsOnTheGibbs) June 8, 2017
What in the world did John McCain smoke before the hearing? Sweet dear baby Jebus…#ComeyDaypic.twitter.com/MRhBhfSuAy
— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) June 8, 2017
Senator McCain it’s your turn for questioning.
John McCain: pic.twitter.com/0aD8deomlS
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) June 8, 2017
I’m jealous of John McCain because he seems to be the only person unaware that the 2016 election already happened.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) June 8, 2017
McCain: Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em.
Comey: Ok— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 8, 2017
How is two investigations ending at different times this confusing for John McCain? #ComeyDay
— Adam Tod Brown (@adamtodbrown) June 8, 2017
“Senator McCain’s time has expired”
That’s the truest statement I’ve heard all day
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) June 8, 2017
MCCAIN: Now, Mr. Comey, let me ask you this — have you ever had a really good piece of salt water taffy?
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) June 8, 2017
[mccain looking at an omelette] how can these eggs be cooked while there are other eggs in the kitchen that are uncooked? i am confused
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) June 8, 2017
I’m honestly confused with McCain’s line of questioning. McCain wants to know if the Clinton camp colluded w/ Russians so they could lose?
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) June 8, 2017
kindve rude for mccain to not even offer comey any werthers originals prior to his questoning
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) June 8, 2017