Wowza, what a Star Wars! The spacemen did it again with their jets and glow sticks. And all those critters! Everyone here at Paste agrees that Star Wars totally happens, and in the movies, to boot. We’ve got the feeling here, and it’s so fine, and outer space stuff. Like lasers!
The world does it too, the Star Wars, all over the internet and face-to-face. The thoughts are ripe for sharing, and Twitter exists to share, and the sharing is free. It’s funny! These are the Star Wars thoughts you’ll most laugh with, in tune with the Last Jedi wave, and the dark glowing room that made it exist. Words are good, like Star Wars and The Last Jedi, and unlike the angry computer men.
(Paste tried to not do any spoiling here, but what you want to know is only known to you, so make care.)