—Today is President’s Day. Hooray for American Exceptionalism, particularly in ongoing denial!
—Yesterday was Valentine’s Day, the day that enables every person, whether in a relationship or not, to at least some feelings of regret and bitterness.
—Supreme Court Antonin Scalia died and everyone was happy
—The cattiest GOP debate thus far
—Deadpool released, marking the first ever movie written entirely from YouTube comments
—You forgot to call your mom back, what’s wrong with you?
So let’s enjoy the best Tweets from the past 7 days, featuring these talented comedians:
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