Let’s take a brief moment during the ongoing catastrophe that is this world to reflect on what really matters: the tweets. The tweets are the straw that stirs the drink, the face that runs the place, the cliche that goes all the way. This week? It wasn’t a good one! In fact there’s never been a good week, at least as far back as we can remember, all the way back to the middle of March. What a bunch of bad weeks, falling all over each other for months, every single time Sunday turns to Monday. Maybe these words that were left on the internet by strangers will make things infinitesimally less miserable for the next 30 seconds? Let’s find out! And hey, follow all of these tweeters: that’s the least you can do for ‘em.