Yeah, we’re doing this again—the tweet post. Sorry, the tweet gallery. We haven’t done one of these week-ending wrap-ups for a couple of weeks, but that’s because we cranked out like three or four of these dumb things apiece for both the Democratic and Republican National Conventions. So although the official, time-tested, mother-approved Funniest Tweets of the Week post might not have happened since mid-August, we weren’t being lazy. We were embedding more tweets than ever before, sometimes up to 30 a day. It was a crazy boom time for tweet embeds around these parts, with tweet embeds raining down like oil from a freshly-tapped well. I don’t know if those are the right words to describe that thing in movies where somebody strikes oil and it comes surging out through that tower, but the secret to a good tweet gallery intro is not putting any thought into it. This is all free writing; I just put fingertip to key and let the words find their own path.
Oh hey, quick note: A.P. Bio is back on Peacock with a new season and you should maybe think about watching it. Good show.
How about this week? It was terrible. Don’t even think about it. Just read some tweets. Hopefully the next 30 seconds of your day won’t be that disappointing. Read ‘em, like ‘em, follow the people who wrote ‘em, and get ready for a long holiday jam-packed with another 72 hours of the year 2020.