The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

With another Thanksgiving come and gone, we now commence the slow trudge toward Christmas. Then, the slow trudge toward the New Year. Then the slow trudge toward Martin Luther King Day. Then the slow trudge toward Presidents’ Day. Then Memorial Day. Then Independence Day. Labor Day. Columbus Day. Veterans’ Day. Then—what, another Thanksgiving again? Great. And so forth and so on until our skin slides from our bones. But hey, only three more weeks ’til Rogue One, right? Right????????? Okay, please enjoy these tweets from the regular crowd:

@BAKKOOONN
@brendohare
@amfmpm
@PRWBTTMBAND
@jimpjorps
@marknorm
@getfiscal
@TheDweck
@nickwiger
@UniqueDude2
@Elizasoul80
@GMPaiella
@youranalogbuddy
@fatlise
@PFTompkins
@zzzzaaaacccchhh
@dwdavison9318
@michaelianblack
@davedittell
@annadrezen
@AnnDabromowitz
@adamconover
@behindyourback
@jwoliner
@anamericangod
@googleymoogley
@nsilverberg
@pattymo
@FatJasmineee
@pixelatedboat
@mikefossey
@ihatejoelkim
@catccohen
@timothycsimons
@ladyaeva
@SimonMaloy
@adamjmoussa
@fart
@KellyDiamond_