The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

What a week! The Golden Globes, New York City’s first major snowfall, that kid dabbing at his dad’s swearing-in—could this new year get any more magical? Or is this as good as it gets—a few inches of already melting snow, a roomful of modern aristocrats celebrating themselves, a senator’s son acting like the village idiot. When do the parades begin? Is it too much to ask for a parade? Nothing terribly ostentatious, just a few floats captained by a few local heroes. The fireman who saved a brood of kittens, the drunk who bowled a perfect game, the former mayor who everyone sees at the Safeway, some humble beacon of something—who cares what—to escort us slowly into the future, maybe waving a baton. Here are some nominees:

@NostromoSerg
@pattymo
@ziwe
@davedittell
@tweetrajouhari
@ShutUpAndrosky
@PWRBTTMBAND
@BAKKOOONN
@SeanMcElwee
@AnnDabromowitz
@omibaloney
@googleymoogley
@robdelaney
@JulieHMF
@mikefossey
@davidlsims
@HalleKiefer
@lilghosthands
@tommphilip
@kengreller
@libbycwatson
@mikeabrusci
@nickciarelli
@UniqueDude2
@bowenyang
@Merman_Melville
@philyuck
@BrandonEsWolf
@behindyourback
@goldengateblond
@annev6

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