The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

This Is Just To Say

I have tapped
the wires
that were in
the tower

and which
you were probably
hoping
were secure

Forgive me
I had evidence
so probable
and so causative

PS: I also tapped
the tweets
that were by
these people:

@WarrenIsDead
@brendohare
@davedittell
@electrolemon
@70ceeks
@kashanacauley
@dubstep4dads
@joshgondelman
@jessleaveittome
@jeffbercovici
@billyeichner
@bridger_w
@1followernodad
@JoeMande
@vineyville
@TheGoodDeath
@sam_kriss
@hipstermermaid
@Manda_like_wine
@Hexatheon
@hamburgerphone
@thomas_violence
@lukeoneil47
@Mobute
@kalebhorton
@merritk
@crushingbort
@CornOnTheGoblin
@Choplogik
@kylemooney
@gilberttim
@Bro_Pair
@ZeddRebel
@davidgross_man
@nhstein
@JMN
@ditzkoff
@MikeDrucker
@tommphilip
@xylodemon

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