The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

Last week sucked! But now it’s over. Now a new week can begin! Which will probably be even worse. In unpredictable and increasingly unbearable ways! But then this week will come to an end too. Which is arbitrary! Time is arbitrary! Things will just keep happening until, for whatever unknowable reason, they stop! And what a pleasure that will be, perhaps: like arriving at the banks of a cold, fresh flowing river at the end of a long journey through a dense, humid jungle. It may be some time before we drink water as fresh as that, but for now, let us sip deeply of these tweeters’ tweets:

@vineyville
@lukeoneil47
@dril
@darrylayo
@fart
@BAKKOOONN
@GraceSpelman
@MrGeorgeWallace
@electrolemon
@KenJennings
@thetomzone
@bobvulfov
@WarrenIsDead
@meganamram
@ziwe
@michelleisawolf
@jrhennessy
@pareene
@amfmpm
@spookperson
@timheidecker
@maryhoulie
@pattymo
@historyinflicks
@chumbawalden
@thomas_violence
@cushbomb
@xmasape
@curlycomedy
@edzitron
@onlxn
@hayesdavenport
@kibblesmith
@Bro_Pair
@drjezphillips
@mikeleffingwell
@LAURENeIRELAND
@ditzkoff
@boy_from_school

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