All the President’s Cocktails, A Coloring Book

If you’re at all sane, then this election has made you want to drink heavily while disappearing into some mindless task like coloring until it all blows over and the world returns to its true axis where adults know right from wrong. If that sounds like you, W hotels has got you covered. The upscale hotel chain has launched All the President’s Cocktails, an adult coloring book that celebrates the drinking habits of former presidents.

Each page gives you a different drink recipe and a slightly off-centered picture to draw. So, for instance, George Washington loved something similar to an Old Fashioned, and he’s illustrated as a hipster hanging out in a modern day craft distillery. Artist Lindsay Mound illustrated the adult coloring book, which is available to guests who book the W’s presidential suite at any of the 24 W Hotels throughout the United States throughout Election Day. My favorite page might be JFK lounging on a sailboat while drinking a daiquiri.