Psychopaths

Do you think props departments on horror movies design creepy masks for themselves? Or do people travel, browsing antique stores and vintage shops, until they find one suitable enough around which a movie can be crafted? These are the kinds of questions Psychopaths will have you asking once your eyes and mind grow weary of its meaningless psychedelic freakouts. The film—directed and written by Mickey Keating, regent of horror references—cobbles its many genre touchstones into a winding walkway to absolutely nowhere.

Psychopaths’ fading, pseudo-surreal imagery (which warrants its own mention in the credits) is the highlight of the film’s loosely-related scenes of murder and torture. After a serial killer’s execution, his evil spreads and awakens in a night of chaos inflicted upon an unsuspecting town. A mustachioed strangler (James Landry Hébert), a sadistic surgeon (Angela Trimbur) and an asylum escapee (Ashley Bell) wreak havoc in their own ways as we cut back and forth between them, trying to find some ecstasy in their passionate cruelty. The only thing separating this from an anthology is a single voiceover (Jeff Daniel Phillips) rich with cowboy-pretension. This voice, however, seems to come from so many sources that the final product is a cacophony rather than a choir. Add in some overtly stylistic moves (like right-angled camera tilts and split-screen) care of the overeager Keating, and the film’s substance never professes dominance over its style.

Unfortunately, that style never quite feels like it’s pushing the buttons it’d like to, grabbing bits and pieces from Eli Roth, David Lynch and countless others without really finding a distinctive form that can stand on its own merits—or even qualify as Keating’s own. Despite a few trippy visuals, all the spooky absurdity connecting these loose vignettes never finds a symbolic (or otherwise) through line, and the vignettes aren’t written with enough thematic weight (beyond the obvious: humanity’s propensity for violence) to feel like more than an especially gory and inventive music video, only without any music to add subtextual heft. We don’t see the transition from peacetime in this community to the growing cruelty of unfettered primal instinct run wild, like in something as simply sketched as The Purge series, where we see straight-laced suburbia turn hellish. Psychopaths simply starts at one volume and never wavers.

It’s a breeze to watch (until the needles near the fingernails) but it’s all (ironically) so pointless that boredom begins to seep in. Does any of it matter? Quentin Tarantino steals from his childhood obsessions and remixes them inside of strangely modern characters. Keating tries the same, but his obsessions are both new and old and he strings them together like a clip show, splicing style and gore without any of the understated depth that makes Tarantino’s new-old worlds so tolerable and explorable. Tarantino may not give us time to breathe, but he gives his characters the room to do so (and even he messes that up sometimes).

Psychopaths’ dabble of flimsy mystery linking its titular serial killers together is more insulting than intriguing, as is the character with multiple personality disorder. For every exploitative turn Split takes with Disassociative Identity Disorder, Psychopaths pimps the same without shame. Bell does great work with such an unforgiving role, snapping between monstrous and silver screen charmer between words in any given monologue, but she’s simply asked to do too much after her tedious introduction. She grins infectiously and scowls terrifyingly, but without any building sense of dread or shock to work within, hers is just a moderately impressive acting exercise.

The only part of the film that works well is a scene which finally breaks down and decides to use a bit of narrative to craft tension. Though near the end of the film, it begins right before an opening scene starts, so we know what will happen between a police officer (Jeremy Gardner) and a masked killer (Shudder’s own Sam Zimmerman in a hulking, physical debut). All we’re wondering is how and when, feeling so much more tension than in any torture scene in the film.

After all, tension is always so much more affecting than torture: Knowing something is about to happen drives up our fight-or-flight response way quicker than knowing something terrible is happening. And making a whole movie entirely consumed with terrible things happening exhausts our senses and shuts down our brains. Psychopaths is earnest about its grotesquery, making it the most boring kind of obscene, like a teenage sociopath proud of his flayed cat. Though the film acknowledges its performative nastiness at every opportunity—setting its killers and victims in windows, mind ballets, stages, and jail door slits, having them directly address the camera—acknowledgement doesn’t mean subversion, satisfaction or novelty. Even the most dedicated gorehounds should look elsewhere.

Director: Mickey Keating
Writer: Mickey Keating
Starring: Ashley Bell, Jamie Ann Burke, Larry Fessenden, Sam Zimmerman, Jeremy Gardner, Angela Trimbur
Release Date: April 20, 2017

Jacob Oller is a writer and film critic whose writing has appeared in The Guardian, Playboy, Roger Ebert, Film School Rejects, Chicagoist, Vague Visages, and other publications. He lives in Chicago, plays Dungeons and Dragons, and struggles not to kill his two cats daily. You can follow him on Twitter.