Get the Monkey Off Your Back
Food is a drug. Break the
shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr.
Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step
advice you need to transition to the air-only diet.
Common Questions About the Air-Only Diet:
Eating air? Are you crazy?
I
am a medical doctor with more than forty years of clinical experience.
An Obesity Epidemic is sweeping across our great nation. Eating air is
the answer.
Isn't there a risk of malnutrition?
Not at all! Air contains all the vitamins, minerals, electrolytes and essential amino acids your body needs.
A friend of mine went on the air-only diet and starved to death. Will I die too?
Lies,
lies and more lies! Propaganda spread by the agro-business special
interests that run Washington. They will do anything to keep you down,
in ignorance of the truth!
A Million Dieters Can't be Wrong!
Every day the emails pour in:
"Thank
you, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD! Oh, thank you! I've eaten
nothing but air for the last two months and I've lost eight hundred
pounds! My husband says I'll make a fine skeleton! I can't wait!!!"
"Damn this air is tasty."
"Dear
Dr. Jones, What a discovery! You make Einstein look like an ignoramus.
We hereby award you the Prizes for Medicine, Chemistry and Peace." -- the Nobel Committee
Also in This Groundbreaking Diet Book:
- Lunge and Chomp -- Learn the Secrets of Air-Eating Technique!
- The Twelve Steps to Food Freedom -- Anyone Can Do It!
- The Hidden Menace in Our Society That Can Prevent You From Eating Air -- and How We as a Nation can Overcome It!
About the Author
An
acclaimed pioneer in the field of Airitarianism, Dr. Robert Jones, MD,
PhD, DDS, ODD has dedicated his life to freeing food-eaters from slavery
to addictive caloric substances. That's why he wrote Food-Free at Last--to
expose the truth the agro-business special interests don't want you to
know. And that's why he's running for President in 2013. It's time to
put this country on a diet--the air-only diet, the only diet proven to
work. It's time to cure our great nation of the Obesity Epidemic
sweeping from coast to coast. It's time to end the oligarchy's influence
on our political process and bring true freedom back to America. Go the
Power of Air!
Former Lonely Planet author J.M. Porup now spins a tale or two for his daily crust. He has lived on three continents, speaks six
languages, and has worked as a kelp harvester, apple tree pruner,
goatherd, cowherd, computer programmer, copywriter and journalist.
American by birth, Australian by choice, Colombian by marriage and
Canadian by accident, he currently lives in the Oriental Republic of Uruguay. His
first editor--way back in the mid-90s--called him a loose cannon. Ever
since, Porup has done his best to live up to that high standard.