About the Book
About the Author
Hello, my name is Theodore. The first thing you should know about me is that I’m a cat. I’m what humans call a tuxedo cat. The second thing you should know about me is that my owner hurts women. In the period of five years that I have been his pet, he has killed four women, and he’s on the lookout for the next victim. And he has found her.
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