The Funniest Tweets About Laura Loomer Handcuffing Herself to Twitter’s Door
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We live in such stupid times. Laura Loomer is a far-right “activist” famous for doing things like getting banned from Lyft and Uber, congressional hearings and now Twitter. She has responded to this most recent ban with the most normal of normal things to ever normally be done by any normal person.
ok yall gotta see thishttps://t.co/WJUqTQ6JgB
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 29, 2018
Thankfully, there are plenty of funny people to make fun of our very stupid times, and Twitter did not disappoint. Get ready for a dunk contest.
Wearing the Gold Star of Jewish persecution for maximum attention-whoredome is an epic self-loomering…#LOOMEREDhttps://t.co/p8rjG7LIsc
— JamesFromTheInternet (@JamesFTInternet) November 29, 2018
was watching the stream and she compared being banned from twitter to the holocaust. she’s not even on twitter anymore and she’s figuring out ways to have spectacular meltdowns on twitter. https://t.co/AsxKEG1mcg
— 9 V O L T (@9_volt_) November 29, 2018
i asked why she didn’t handcuff herself to both doors lol. Loomer says it’s a fire hazard. cops moving in and out freely pic.twitter.com/PmpdWZ2UKz
— Katherine Krueger (@kath_krueger) November 29, 2018
Honestly this is me https://t.co/Ghp2paZP9u
— Caroline Moss (@CarolineMoss) November 29, 2018
God tier posting https://t.co/Za6GFZpw4k
— bourgeois eschatology (@underscoredan) November 29, 2018
she is a parody and a tragedy all at once https://t.co/mgdIq5Csiv
— ?blonde ms wardwell? (@PolitikMasFina) November 29, 2018
we’re all handcuffed to twitter when you think about it https://t.co/4Vn5d7wVYQ
— Jake Grovum (@jgrovum) November 29, 2018
Hug your children, folks. https://t.co/8ZZPT8VQhK
— Sleeping Giants (@slpng_giants) November 29, 2018
No one has ever simultaneously been this online and this offline before https://t.co/iPrxEj3JVz
— Brandon Wall (@Walldo) November 29, 2018
how the internet is reacting to laura loomer right now pic.twitter.com/gEukTWNyO4
— Brett Banditelli (@banditelli) November 29, 2018
Those are double doors. She only chained herself to one side. So staffers can just walk past her? https://t.co/LO89u3HOvR
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) November 29, 2018
LAURA LOOMER (1 week ago): it’s fine that I got suspended, bc the president of the United States will obviously step in to intercede on my behalf. I’m relaxed abt it
LAURA LOOMER (today, screaming and handcuffed to twitters front door): Twitter dot com, u r under citizens arrest
— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) November 29, 2018
when your emotional health is definitely not dependent on one social media corporation https://t.co/FBmrWWKcR3
— Alex Kotch (@alexkotch) November 29, 2018
Nevertheless https://t.co/HLqqFMTnQz
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) November 29, 2018
i’m gonna put tape over my mouth and handcuff myself to trump tower until don jr unblocks me
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) November 29, 2018
that poor door https://t.co/HNJxKvYobq
— Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) November 29, 2018
when i tweet a selfie and it doesnt get enough likes https://t.co/MUlbGvvI9d
— libby watson (@libbycwatson) November 29, 2018
She’s literally demanding to speak to Twitter’s manager https://t.co/HtQ66DXJzT
— Jacob Weindling (@Jakeweindling) November 29, 2018
(real talk: I stole this joke from an account with a Pepe the frog avatar, and I ain’t putting that crap in my column)
me when someone tells me to live in the moment https://t.co/g7v3fdxyfF
— Pat Dennis (@patdennis) November 29, 2018
lmao leave her there. https://t.co/PFYPpt4OyF
— Peter Krupa (@peterkrupa) November 29, 2018
I need a lefty comrade with deep pockets to fly me out to San Francisco so I can paper Twitter HQ with pictures of Kermit Dick
— Buddy Myrrhphy (@tholzerman) November 29, 2018
Let’s just all take a step back and remember one important thing:
This was the better alternative than using Gab. https://t.co/BHVtb0s4yJ
— Schrödinger’s Batman (@Demosthenes47) November 29, 2018
(Gab is a Twitter knockoff where all the white supremacists who are banned from Twitter go to be white supremacists)
incredible commitment to posting https://t.co/UugRSVHxsW
— Paul Blest (@pblest) November 29, 2018
I’m canceling my cable subscription and just watching this from now on https://t.co/iXlZVfCb63
— Derp Digler (@DiglerDerp) November 29, 2018
Pumpkin spice rage https://t.co/5pafo3IkNb
—(@ShadoSolo) November 29, 2018
Some people don’t log off.
Some people can’t log off. https://t.co/jHfTEN4XFf— totally normal guy (@peter_naps) November 29, 2018
UPDATE: Twitter dunked on Loomer harder than anyone, telling her that she’s free to stand there as long as she wants, and she will not get to fight the legal crusade against them that she so clearly desperately seeks.
Cop says to Loomer “If you need us, call us back”
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) November 29, 2018
Jacob Weindling is a staff writer for Paste politics. Follow him on Twitter at @Jakeweindling.